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		<title>Kids are gross!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know that doesn&#8217;t sound really nice coming from someone who happens to have five of them&#8230;but&#8230;
My children are actually almost 19, 16, 13, 10, and 7 years old&#8230;
Let&#8217;s start with babies&#8230;you know&#8230;the little ones. They are so full of runny stuff&#8230;and have absolutely no prob spewing really disgusting things out in various forms&#8230;first is usually the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=51&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Language barrier no longer&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think I am getting the hang of this new kind of slang gangsta talkity speak&#8230;
I thought a brick was something bricklayers used to make buildings, and houses, and shit, turns out it means that it is &#8220;cold&#8221;&#8230;as in &#8220;Turn up the heat, it&#8217;s brick in here!&#8221; I also thought &#8220;biscuits&#8221; were something you ate&#8230;it now means [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=50&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/language-barrier-no-longer/</link>
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		<title>Schmucks need not apply&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am going to give you a scenario&#8230;
A couple of weeks ago I interviewed 80 gagillion people for 3 positions that I needed to fill at my office. The first one of the morning was a very impressive, cute, young, nicely dressed young lady, who was fairly well spoken, and when she left I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=49&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/schmucks-need-not-apply/</link>
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		<title>Aging will not kick my ASS!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday marked the joyous event of my 29th&#8230;oops&#8230;39th birthday. Thanks to my homegirl &#8220;T&#8220;, it was an extra special night of eating, drinking (duh), crawling through small spaces, and bowling fun! However, either I drank waaay too much or my age is getting the best of me. I don&#8217;t feel any &#8220;older&#8221; I just feel [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=48&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/aging-will-not-kick-my-ass/</link>
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		<title>Have you EVER?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I feel somewhat like a complete and total moron most days lately&#8230;here is what I have done in the last week&#8230;feel free to sympathise on the basis that you have done some of these same things&#8230;
As I am talking to my aunt on the phone trying to get out the door to go to work [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=47&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/01/31/have-you-ever/</link>
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		<title>WOW I am SO Stoked!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why haven&#8217;t I written? Well, I guess I keep telling myself it is better to put quality words down or nothing at all and if I&#8230;A&#8230;don&#8217;t have time&#8230;or B&#8230;can&#8217;t think straight enough to make sense&#8230;then I probably&#8230;C&#8230;shouldn&#8217;t write (never mind the 3:00 am posts&#8230;they don&#8217;t figure  into this type of logic and could happen at anytime without my actual control).  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=46&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/01/12/wow-i-am-so-stoked/</link>
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		<title>Remnants of New Years Eve</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About the three o&#8217;clock post&#8230;so it took me approximately 30 minutes to write that gibberish below this post last night&#8230;I really had to focus on the first part to get it right&#8230;do you know how hard it is to type a letter and then a period and a letter and a period&#8230;I have a hard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=43&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2008/01/01/remnants-of-new-years-eve/</link>
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		<title>mayebe tomorowrow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OMG!!! I am soooo t.r.a.s.h.e.d!!! I well haveeeeeet o upd aytle tomorrow&#8230;cuzzican t type really well yet&#8230;.yeas., soo maybe tomroorow. i will let you knew tomorrowo.
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		<title>A safe and happy return&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whew! I made it back safe and sound&#8230;I think&#8230;now I just wish those silly aliens had put my house back together before returning me. I mean geeze, that&#8217;s the least they could do right? Ok&#8230;so I am totally kidding&#8230;I wasn&#8217;t really lifted by aliens&#8230;but I am guessing you already knew that. Christmas, hockey, work, shopping, hockey&#8230;I was so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mommy2five.wordpress.com&blog=1737321&post=41&subd=mommy2five&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2007/12/30/a-safe-and-happy-return/</link>
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		<title>The Aliens have invaded</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings Earthlings,
 I have been abducted by aliens&#8230;there is talk about returning me sometime after Christmas&#8230;.
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		<link>http://mommy2five.wordpress.com/2007/12/18/the-aliens-have-invaded/</link>
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